All About Julian

My name: Julian
My birthplace: Your mom's house.
My age: Get the fuck out'a here.
My zodiac sign: Screw zodiac… it's all about the shield and spear bitches ?
My height: 6'0”
My weight: 170
My ambition: To do your mom.
My fondest memory: I live in the Now you pussies.
My soundtrack: “South of the Border” – Frank Sinatra
My retreat: Never… charge'em & blast'em.
My perfect Day: Wake up, 6 eggs w/ oatmeal, gym, protein shake, tan, meet the hottest chick alive & go at it like rabbits, shower, club, meet new chick & go at it like rabbits.
My first job: DJ
My indulgence: Vegas
My last purchase: Vegas
My favorite movie: Zoolander; the best drama ever written.
My inspiration: Frank
My life: makes you drool.
My card: Body Factory
Turn ons: eyes, lips, vagina
Turn offs: pubic hair
When I get older: I'll look the same, and still be blasting
Fav. Food: quesadilla
Fav. Drink: vodka soda
Fav. Book: The Game
Music choice: daytime – Frank; nighttime – hard house
Craziest place I've had sex: In her butt
Hobbies: DJing
Careers: are for losers. Everything I do is just very serious play.
Fav. Body part on opp. sex: That's got to be rhetorical.
Fav. Body part on me: Shoulders or lips
Idea of perfect date: she can't wait to get to the car. Blastings on the hood. DONE!
My catch phrase: Done.

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